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youhadmeatpizza:

LESS THAN A WEEK UNTIL WE ALL DIE

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deadpc:

*15 year old white girl voice* my nigga

rudolphtherednosedblogger:

how the grinch borrowed christmas without asking first

twerkingmajestically:

“we’re gonna party like it’s 1999!” sings the thirteen year old girl.

suddenly, she finds herself turning into a fetus.

she is trapped inside her mother’s womb.

the party has begun.

princess-of-heart-kairi:

mentalbravery:

Howl, that’s enough bread now.Howl no I said stop! CHRIST HOW LONG IS THAT LOAF 

And a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you

princess-of-heart-kairi:

mentalbravery:

Howl, that’s enough bread now.
Howl no I said stop!
CHRIST HOW LONG IS THAT LOAF 

And a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you, and a slice for you

Men: uses love to get sex.
Women: uses sex to get love.
Me: uses coupons to get pizza.

lovinglydull:

anywigwilldo:

Too soon Bats.

Batdouche

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

honey stop
that was…too raven
its getting a little out of control

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

honey stop

that was…too raven

its getting a little out of control

canadumb:

if i yawn one more time i am calling the police